Comrades! Words have not been created by English language, the most languagest of languages, to describe what we saw happen to the Houston Texans, who stand proudly for people of Houston, in their glorious struggle against the child horses of Indianapolis. Such words are still in primordial grunts and squeaks and ill-suited to be included in such an informative message of hope and triumph and have been left out. We saw, as you did, the referees throw yellow flags, flying around stadium like lone, soiled snowflakes, because referees could not tolerate not having odious thumbs on the scales of Texans victory!
Houston Sports Ministry of Information Week Eight Preview - Oakland Raiders
