Everyone is in their best shape of their life at this point of the calendar, myself included. While the professional football playing men were sprinting up mountains, bench pressing sedans, sticking themselves with needles like Hellraiser and sucking the pain out of their bodies with cups like those slender black fishes that reside in every trailer park aquarium, I’ve been injecting nitrogen into my blood with beet juice, small reps heavy weight I promise one day I’ll bench my body weight, running until I melt in the dying August light, and stretching my brain with words from the modernists.
Here are SIX things to watch for when the Texans play the Saints at the Superdome tonight.
