I used to be the absolute worst. I was the crust in a belly button, the green squishy balls in a nose, the big toenail that needs to be clipped. I used to actually care about this wasteful fourth preseason game between the Texans and Cowboys. I once actually thought whenever Houston would win this stupid game that it was a reinforcement of Houston’s roster depth compared to the peons in Dallas.
Crawling, I have emerged from extended adolescence understanding what’s important and what to care about. Tonight’s game at NRG Stadium is none of these things.