Hair of the Dog - The Last Dog Has Been Hung Edition (Texans/BESFs II)

Ordinarily at the end of the season I would do some kind of post-mortem. But since that would require looking back on the last season and that feels like a special kind of hell I’d rather not visit upon myself, instead I will spend the next section of this addressing one D. Cal McNair, CEO of the Houston Texans and failson par excellence.

Dear Cal,

I feel like I can call you Cal because we have so much in common.