Good morning.
By the time you read this I should maybe, possibly be getting ready for work with the first hangover of my entire life. I’ve heard terrible things about hangovers, how you wish you were dead while you’re having one, how every move, sound, and bright light is excruciating beyond all proportion, I’m not looking forward to it, and yet I suspect it will still feel vaguely better than whatever we watched on Sunday against the Colts.
So let’s reflect on the fact that the Texans scored three (3!) points on Sunday. Their quarterback play was erratic, the playcalling was at times suspect, and the defense was complete butt.