There are two ways of looking at the Texans winning against the hayseeds out east on Sunday.
The first is that you can lament the possibility of falling further behind Detroit for the top overall pick in next year’s draft and wish the Texans had (gulp) lost to the BESFs.
The other is to bask in the glow of embarrassing a team you hate and gloating that your terrible team defeated their so-called Super Bowl contender and never trailed at any point in the game.
Were this any other team the Texans faced, the first option would be perfectly valid and understandable.