I won’t lie to y’all, that game sucked. It sucked on so many levels. It sucked because the game was terrible. It sucked because the Patriots won. It sucked because the Patriots and Patriots ownership and anyone vaguely associated with the Patriots do not deserve happiness ever. But here we are anyway, in a hellworld not of our making where the most obnoxious team in the league is also the now defending champion.
It turns the stomach, doesn’t it?
So to celebrate this, and to mark the beginning of our collective march into the wilderness that is the offseason, here is a brief (very, very brief) Hair of the Dog about Super Bowl LIII which we talk about in between discussions of food and stuff.