Good morning fellow Texans fans. As many of you were probably aware, the Texans were not involved in any of Sunday’s games. While we assume this is just yet another slight against our Texans because they’re jealous of how good we really are, this does not mean that this dog sleeps tonight. No sir, madam, or otherwise.
It just means we, your beloved writing staff, are focusing on other games going on, lesser games, games with other non-Texans teams who, I have little doubt, could be beaten by a group of elementary school children with pituitary disorders.