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DeepSlant WIR: iPhone 7s and Mini-me's

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The iPhone 7 released this week and who cares, right?

THE AFC DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK, THAT’S WHO!

I’m pretty sure Whitney wasn’t one of the people camped outside the Highland Village Apple store when I drove by it last night. But, after three straight games with multiple sacks (including the postseason), he deserves to treat himself. Right?

What’s even more rare than an iPhone 7 on the day after it’s released?

It’s a miniature DeAndre Hopkins! The life-size version told me he received it during Super Bowl week from some people who…to be honest, I wasn’t really paying attention because oh wow look at the detail on the accessories and oh look there's even the imprint of a wallet in the back pocket and seriously, how do they make these things look SO LIFE-LIKE?