In, ohhhh, roughly four hours, the Texans and Bengals will meet to try and stave off 0-2.
In one corner, there is Houston, an absolute mess right now. Brian Cushing is suspended for ten games, Tom Savage gave his agent the okay to say that he is upset about the way the first half was handled, Duane Brown is still gone, the team is without its starting tight end, and a rookie quarterback is making his first start behind a scrambled offensive line on a bad ankle because he gives the team the best option to win tonight.