Hey, college football. I don't watch you. You know that. I have tried to watch you a few times this year, but I just can't do it. I tried to watch Nebraska v. Wisconsin. I tried to watch Alabama v. Texas A&M. Last weekend I was at party that had Alabama v. LSU on, I talked about podcasts instead. I just couldn't do it. The reason why is the games take toooooooooo long. Way too long. Look, the clock doesn't need to stop after every first down. The clock doesn't need to stop every time someone goes out of bounds.