So, your football team has won exactly one game and has a -71 point differential which is good for second-worst in the NFL. So, you have a historically bad offense that is within spitting distance of the 1977 Tampa Bay Buccaneers for worst PPG of all time. So, your offense has played more games where the Houston Texans have given up interceptions (8), than they have played without (2).
But we have good news. All our offensive problems are about to become a thing of the past. Because while Head Coach Lovie Smith didn’t announce it at his weekly press conference today, we have breaking news from the NFL’s Mike Garafolo announcing that, according to sources, the Texans will be starting Kyle Allen under center next week instead of Davis Mills.