Comrades! Our glorious Houston Texans fought valiantly in successfully defending the people’s football revolution against tyranny of woefully underprepared Chargers of San Diego. The football team of beloved Houston remains envy of both fans and players of entire NFL!
The Texans now embark to the frigid northern climes of lesser Wisconsin to show the mediocre Packers the error of their misguided footballing ways. The Packers were originally conceived and funded by decadent capitalist stooges who exploited football as a means of distracting workers from asking about paychecks. Falsified reports from sources outside objective Ministry of Information indicate that these stooges were involved in meat packing industry, but is yet another untruth.