The Texans are set to kick off training camp next week. The sheep that kept their season tickets are rewarded with training camp passes, while the rest of us, intelligent individual thinkers of our own thoughts, will sit back and lament, and put our fingers into the sores of our favorite stupid football team. 100 degree heat, humidity, fans spraying stinking tap water, binocular views of positional practice sessions that can’t be made sense of, this is what you get for keeping your PSL, while we, online losers and Jack Easterby yellow journalists, get to lament from air conditioned and carefully curated online feeds.
BRB Groupthink: Training Camp Storylines
