Back to the Houston Texans Newsfeed

BRB Groupthink: Nick Caserio’s Biggest Hit

Nick Caserio has utilized a strategy even more confounding than last year’s to improve the team through free agency. Last season he restructured contracts to create salary cap space so he could sign seven terrible linebackers, one good linebacker, two bad cornerbacks, three bad wide receivers, and so on, and so fourth. The players he signed last year were the guards guarding the castle, the merchants repairing armor, the drunken man who gives you a side quest where you find his various pieces of clothing scattered throughout the land. This offseaosn he has doubled down. He’s resigned the same players he signed last year to build a 4-13 football team, and has traded Deshaun Watson.