The Houston Texans open their 2015 regular season against the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday. You've been waiting an eternity for this day. What are your plans for game day?
You haven't watched your Houston Texans play a game that counts in the standings since December 28, 2014. That's, like, an eternity, man. At noon on Sunday, that interminable wait comes to an end when the Texans host the Chiefs at NRG Stadium. The only reason I can fathom you not watching is that you shuffled off this mortal coil sometime between now and Sunday afternoon.