Today is the day.
The one you’ve been waiting for all week. All year. All your ever loving’ life!
Today is the day your Houston Texans roll into Gillette Stadium to settle the score with the New England Patriots.
It’s the day Luke Skywalker faces Darth Vader.
In seven short hours, the Texans will have their chance to prove to the entire football watching world that they deserve a spot on the big stage.
In anticipation of the glorious outcome, your beloved masthead is handing out preemptive game balls to the stars of tonight’s game, long before it’s even played, right here.