Just in time for Christmas, we’ve brought you the best column about giving away awards for things no one has done yet you’ll ever read in your entire visit to this post!
Tomorrow the amazing, exciting, thrilling, splendific Texans are welcoming the Cincinnati Bengals to town so Houston can spoil the Bengals’ Christmas. That’s what the season is all about, after all. Right?
Right?
[crickets]
All right! Let’s get down to it!
Battle Red Coat:
Offense - DeAndre Hopkins: Tom Savage gets him the ball better than we've seen all year.