Hitting people with socks full of nickels, recasting bad movies, and reaching the crossroads of the NFL and Star Wars. Also, Regis Philbin. It's Bag time, folks.
Let's not insult one another with excuses for why I have not been posting. Let's just pretend like I explained it in a way that made sense, that you believed me, and that we agreed to move on and never speak of the absence again.
Good talk!
Joe E:
Imagine you are given an empty tube sock and a set of instructions that read, "You have been granted one-time immunity to use this sock, filled with the substance or item of your choosing, to hit one person from each of the following categories in the face as hard as you possibly can: NFL player, NFL coach/GM/owner, non-NFL athlete, actor, SBN blogger, Regis Philbin.