We interrupt your regularly scheduled Totally Not Fake News reading to bring you the following Emergency Public Service Announcement:
This upcoming weekend, the Houston Texans will play host to the Cleveland Browns. There is much at stake: NFL glory, the quest for winning, positioning their franchises for, er, longer-term success, and civic bragging rights. We at Totally Not Fake News are also aware that there are some…other, considerations at play. While we are all about vigorously supporting your team with extensive emotional and financial support, there is something to be said for restraint, especially in massive public gatherings.