So, I guess they are going to do it. After months of lockdown, American zeitgesit cornerstone cancellations, delays, restarts, reshufflings, and conference calls, those crazy bastards are really going to play football this year, and although it’s absurd, I’m hopeful and optimistic that it will actually work out pretty well.
Before the gun goes off Thursday Night between the Texans and Chiefs, here’s every team ranked 32-1, with a summary off their offseason. Print it out. Pin it to your wall. We’ll be back to reevaluate after week five, once every team has played four games.
32.