I have posted so many mock drafts. Mock drafts showing one selection for each team, mock drafts with trades, mock drafts without trades, three round mock drafts, seven round mock drafts, dueling banjo mock drafts, wild trade scenario mock drafts, and sometimes even an aggregate post of multiple mock drafts. I’m sick of it. Today is the day I have the power and control. I am free.
Most importantly, here are no rules here. My lame parents are dead. This is 1990s Nickelodeon. It’s time to have some real fun. Time and reality for these mortal bones glued together by tendons, or at least I think that’s how it works, wrapped in muscle and plopped with fat, are finite.