The salary floor, forever increasing salary cap, lack of fully guaranteed contracts, and the truly terrible being truly terrible because of poor drafts and not needing to resign their own players, has turned NFL free agency into a beautiful blizzard of exchanged jerseys and dollars. With this comes awful contracts and great signings. Fat black and bloody dead money sores seeping through Over The Cap team pages, and shiny additions part of the next playoff run. This offseason was no different. Just as fun, with just as many silly and great contracts. First are the five worst deals of the 2017 offseason.