The Oracle has seen a vision of the future. Want to hear about it? It involves the Texans. C'mon, you know you want to.
George Carlin once said that there is nothing so boring as listening to someone describe a dream. For the most part, this is true, but we're still in the offseason. Content is still pretty hard to come by, and "boring" is better than nothing.
Besides, you're going to like this dream.
First, a bit of background. I love football, but I rarely have dreams about it. More often than not, my dreams revolve around TV shows; lately those involve the show "Suits" and, particularly, Sarah Rafferty (hi Sarah, who is undoubtedly reading this).