OMG, peoples!!!!! It's Draft Night!!!! Tonight we get to see our first new shiny draft pick brought to us from the land of Al Capone, the World's Columbian Exposition, and Enrico Fermi, among others.
Chicago, AKA "the Windy City," the "Second City" or "CHI-raq," is playing host to the NFL Draft this year since Radio City Music Hall has strangely decided to host other events instead of one of the NFL's many annual celebrations of itself. Quite a few big names have decided to spend this evening in the bosom of their families in Alabama and Hawaii, while recent developments in Louisiana have led to another prospective first round pick to handle more pressing matters.