Fantasy Football season is almost here, which means it's time to start figuring out what your team name will be. The best names are often puns, usually funny and, if you're not playing with children, sometimes just a bit dirty. With that in mind, here are the 10 best Houston Texans-related fantasy football team names.
Turn Down For Watt
This is obligatory. It's not creative any more and is overused.
sWatt Team
This Watt pun is at least more creative and less used.
Harder, Better, Foster, Stronger
There are plenty of Foster puns to make, but Daft Punk references (or Kanye ones) are always good.
More Cushing For The Pushing
It's only a little bit dirty.
Insane Clowney Posse
These dudes really are insane.
Saving Private Ryan
This would have worked much better if Ryan Mallett was the starter.
Bunch Of Bullocks
It's not often you can name a team after your kicker.
Who Lechler Dogs Out
Punters are people too.
You're My Boy (Alfred) Blue!
Hard Nuks
The Texans are on Hard Knocks and star WR DeAndre Hopkins goes by "Nuk." My personal favorite.
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