DISCLAIMER - No actual Russes, Russells, Wussells or MVPs (real, imagined or poorly chosen) were consulted, participated, wrote, spoke, were harmed or were involved in any fashion in this recap. It is a work of fiction for entertainment purposes only. Please, no wagering.
Can a greater being than Russell be conceived?
- Yay.
- Mavs in Four! Cuban in court!
- Please, can the playoffs start already?
Dear Adoring Public,
I’ve eaten sushi in Oklahoma. I’ve removed the tags from my mattress.