Tonight the Rockets play basketball again after last playing...um, a while ago. A time before Wembymania ripped the fabric of spacetime. A time when Draymond Green hadn’t yet sucker punched a teammate on video, and the Warriors got mad that their spin BS looked ridiculous.
Since it will soon be impossible to watch or consume sports without gambling sitting directly on your head, I’ll mention that the Toronto Raptors regular season win total “over” is one of the safest bets of the last decade.
Toronto seems a team made to win in the regular season.