Houston, we have a... JERSEY?
No, no. Wait. Let me try that again.
3... 2... 1... 0... SWAG. We have SWAG.
Hold on. I can do this.
This is one small step for man. One giant leap for... FIRE? (“Fire” in the sense that the kids call stuff that they like “fire.”)
OK, did I get all the bad puns out of the way? I know a couple of those are wrong, but honestly, it’s what the masses are used to seeing, because every opposing media outlet makes those jokes with such an eagerness that you’d think they were the first to think of it.