*Disclaimer for the literal, pedantic, humorless, or slow-of-wit: this is meant to be amusing. Whether or not you’re actually amused is immaterial. If you’re offended, irritated, outraged, irked or huffy, you need to look deep inside yourself and probe how you became so broken and tedious.
As was writ before the foundation of the very universe was laid, it was ordained that the Los Angeles Clippers with “Laughing Buddha” Ballmer (“Balls” to his industry colleagues) should play the Houston Rockets in the second round of the 2018-19 Western Conference Playoffs.
Certainly, you may argue that the Golden State Warriors had a 3-1 series lead.