This is a little old, but obviously in the summer doldrums where The Dream Shake staff has taken more kindly to enjoying the great outdoors than their computer screens, we're coming back to issue this special announcement.
CHUCKWAGON BACK.
You know him, you love him. Chuck Hayes is the NBA's pre-eminent center that passes defensively despite being 6-6 because of a devastatingly low center of gravity. At this point in his career, he has no other discernible skills.
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Dikembe Mutombo impression.