The rumors have been out there for days that James Harden and Khloe Kardashian are seeing each other.
I've read enough grocery store celebrity rags out there to know lingo like "canoodling" and "sitting intimately" are code for "THEY BANGIN' Y'ALL." There was one picture of them touching each other completely innocently, and TMZ said they "couldn't keep their hands off each other." Other rags that are too dumb to mention kept popping up in my Google Alerts saying dumber and dumber things.
Apparently Trina and Amber Rose are both calling sloppy seconds, something I learned from literally three seconds of Google.