The Dream Shake · Jul 1, 2023
It’s All Happening! Elsewhere. Not to the Rockets.
Not a Rocket! Woo hoo!It’s thought to be a big time for the Rockets. Lots of money to spend, lots of guys who might be you know, fine, on the Rockets.
So far we have these signings announced:
Kyrie Irving will remain a Maverick, as he’s always been at heart, for 3 years and a mere $126 million, or roughly $1 million per regular season game played. Thank God.
Draymond Green keeps his fists at home, signing for 4 years $100 million dollars. What this does for the Warriors kitchen garments is unclear. Glad he’ll be one team player, and stay far away.
Khris Middleton keeps on Bucking, at 3 years $102 million.
