OH NO IT’S TRUE WE SUCK AGAIN EVERYTHING I TYPED FROM FRIDAY IS NULL AND VOID BECAUSE THE HOUSTON ROCKETS ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL MESS.
I’M TYPING THIS ARTICLE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN MY PANIC BECAUSE THE ROCKETS LOST TWICE THIS WEEKEND TO TEAMS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OF LOTTERY QUALITY.
OH LORD IT’S HARD TO BE RATIONAL EVEN WHEN THERE ARE 72 GAMES LEFT IN THE SEASON BUT WHAT’S ON THE COURT RIGHT NOW MAKES ME WANT TO HEAD FOR THE HILLS AND START STICKING STRICTLY TO COLLEGE BASKETBALL – OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME.