Mmmm, these tears taste so good!
Anyone who has spent time on Twitter over the last 48 hours should be at least tangentially aware of the hilarious, humiliating, absurd debacle that was the DeAndre Jordan signing. First he wanted the Mavs, and then Doc Rivers went all "Lloyd Dobbler with a boom box" on everyone and swayed him back to the perpetually maligned clippers. Hilarious.
By that same mark, people should also be aware of elite big man LaMarcus Aldridge signing with perennial power house San Antonio after meeting with a third of the league's teams.