With The Kobe Karnival in full swing across the NBA for his Impending Retirement, some may wonder what brought about the marked happy, nay, joyous, demeanor in Kobe. The Kobe Karol explains all.
With vast apologies to The Ghost of Charles Dickens, I set about to explain the reason for the complete sea-change in the the attitude and demeanor of Kobe Bryrant. His approach is so very different from The Kobe of Yore, despite his being simply terrible most night.
His visit to Houston, which surprisingly produced a vintage good, yet fruitless, showing, set the Forge Fire of Creativity ablaze, or at least got The Dumpster Fire of Cheap Comedy to smolder toxically.