“Step to the rhythm of a Sho-nuff winner (winner) I been Here before (yo!) I ain’t no beginner....I’m too legit to quit, I’m too legit to quit.”

M. C. Hammer, singing about Tony Kemp

Tony Kemp, Legit Major Leaguer

Question. Who has the highest batting average on the Houston Astros?

OK, that’s too easy. Jose Altuve of course.

Who has the second highest? Hint: not Carlos Correa, not Yuli Gurriel, not Alex Bregman, not George Springer. No, its Tony Kemp, hitting .316.

Ah, but who cares about batting average?