My oh my, he just keeps getting better and better. Why, only last Sunday, he threw a 15 strikeout, one-hitter.
Watch out baseball. He’s flat out just blowing hitters away. Look at the proof.
- #1 in wins above replacement with 6
- all-time leader in strikeouts per nine innings, almost 14!
- Second in total wins and ERA.
- The hardest throwing starting pitcher in all baseball.
He’s faster than a speeding bullet, and he’s just as powerful as a locomotive,
The Cole Train
How would you like to see THIS comin at ya.