Texas Rangers 14, Houston Astros 3

Rangers beat the Astros eleventy billion to three. What do you do when your team gets a mud hole stomped in it? You fling about hyperbole to make yourself feel better, and then weep when it doesn't work.

What Happened

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Dallas Keuchel, the major league leader in ERA coming into the game, got lit up for nine earned runs including three home runs in 4.2 innings. Michael Feliz entered and surrendered five more earned runs in 3.1 innings, including two more home runs. The Astros anemic road offense managed ten hits,…