Rangers beat the Astros eleventy billion to three. What do you do when your team gets a mud hole stomped in it? You fling about hyperbole to make yourself feel better, and then weep when it doesn't work.
What Happened
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Dallas Keuchel, the major league leader in ERA coming into the game, got lit up for nine earned runs including three home runs in 4.