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Starting Nine: Creative punishments for the Cardinals

News broke yesterday that the Cardinals broke into the Astros' internal information system "Ground Control". If they were proven guilty, the question then becomes "How do the Cardinals get punished?" The easy answer is the team will be fined, employees will be fired, and maybe even draft picks will be taken away. But, we here at TCB thought we could do be better:

TRosser92

I think every player has to switch hands for one game per week for two years. Switch hitters must hit the same as the pitcher.