Hello everyone, and welcome to quite literally the most important piece ever posted on this website. That's right, we're ranking every Houston Astro by their dugout stare! We will take a comprehensive at every stare archived in the Official Houston Astros Library of Content (OHALC) and analyze them potentially a little too carefully to determine the best starer on the team. Of course, we need to set some guideline from how I will be grading. The guideline are as follows:
First, we have to look at the consistency of the stares. When a player does the stare, we need to remember the look.