I couldn't let two days go by without remarking on this in more than 280 characters, so here we are.
James Paxton - a native of Canadia - and long-time Astros Nemesis decided to use the Easy Way Out and talk to the New York Post to blame the Astros for "stealing signs," which has somehow become an Ovaltine Message Decoder for "I Pitched Like Crap But I Don't Really Want To Admit It."
Let's listen to this dumb sack of Maple Syrup.
Paxton:
I did find out I was tipping my pitches when there were guys at second base.