Breaking News: Trevor Bauer not traded to Houston. Astros fans jubilant

In a move celebrated throughout Astros fandom, Trevor (Tyler) Bauer was traded to the National League tonight. The Reds gave up Yasiel Puig to the Indians for Bauer, and the San Diego Padres got Taylor Trammell from the Reds. The Padres gave up Franmil Reyes and Logan Allen to the Indians.

Here are the details in a series of tweets.

Rumors had circulated all day that the Astros were in on the Bauer sweepstakes. But instead of drawing a touted Houston prospect, say Corbin Martin, or J.