In today's edition of I Have Way Too Much Free Time On My Hands, I break down every terrible thing that happens in every horrible frame of that awful Minute Maid commercial. I was going to keep this post to myself, but it's made with real FRUIT so I'm SHARING.
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Right from the start I have some issues here. What time is it? Where are the parents? Who does this kid think he is opening the refrigerator without permission? That would have gotten me a decent stint in time out at my house.