Or maybe this:
And this is the fate of her opponents.
Even the pitchers are doing it.
Oh! The humanity. Who can stop the carnage, the annihilation, the eradication of all that is good and pure? Somebody, please help.
The Astros in August
The Astros are on a six game winning streak since August 1st, the day after the trade deadline. During that time the Astros have scored 54 runs, and the pitching has allowed only 13, a differential of 41 runs.