The Astros aren't hitting. But they are pitching. And their pitchers are pitching a lot better than their hitters are hitting poorly. If that makes sense.
The Astros have lost by a score of 2-1 now three games in a row. Predicably, fans on the interwebs are going nuts. Calling for heads. Cries of #callamup ring from the halls of Twitter. Facebook is burning. Minute Maid Park is under assault by hoards of pitchfork and iPod LED-flashlight wielding rage fiends. It's the end of civilization as we know it, amirite? Why does anybody in the Astros' front office still have a job?