As a duly-nominated representative of the Houston Astros fans who suffered through a dreadful rebuild and rejoiced in the 2017 World Series, I greet you. Our teams remain rivals on the diamond, but baseball can only grow if engaged fans continue to bring their kids to ballgames and watch on TV. And so, in the interest of keeping baseball alive in the great* city of Toronto, I am happy to respond to a desperate query from one of your fan blog overlords.
*note: I have never been to Toronto, but I am calling it great despite my lack of firsthand knowledge, in the interest of sucking up so you will read the rest of this article.