Got this submission in the ol' inbox and it was too good not to post. Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you City Hall 'Stro.
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By quick way of introduction, I work in local government, big ‘stros fan. 28 game season ticket holder, once met Yordan Alvarez at the Midtown Chipotle, have one of the Apollo 11 hats. My cousin is married to a Red Sox bullpen pitcher. So yeah, I’m a fan of the Houston baseball team and suffered during the playoffs last year.
Like any good American, I hate the Yankees.