That’s a load of crap, of course. I mean, Minnesota Vikings fans. They’re literally the worst in every possible way, so it’s physically impossible for them to be the best.
But once in a while, we get rankings. Let’s rank every team’s fan base using some secret formula!
We got one of those this week from Emory University. Yeah, that’s right. It’s a scientific ranking.
Because science, motherfucker!
And guess what.
You ain’t No. 1.
And by you, I mean Green Bay Packers fans.
Nope.
The shitbags who like the Dallas Cowboys are No.