You might be reading this article and wondering…why. Alkaline Trio was started by guys in Chicago, none of them live there anymore, and no members have ever publicly stated or even remotely implied they like the Green Bay Packers. So why does this article exist? Well, I don’t really know.
Maybe I didn’t have the energy to write some lengthy piece about the internal dilemma of cheering for a team led by a quarterback you no longer respect whatsoever. Maybe I was hoping this article would catch on like the Milwaukee Bucks/Sheryl Crow song pairing article I did that she read and claimed she enjoyed.